A quick overview of everything you need to know

A quick overview of everything you need to know
Hellllllllllo! Wassup Li Hoyan!!

Hooray! This is a brand new site created by Yuxi Zhang, yeh, it's me, that's just getting started. Things will be up and running here shortly, but you can subscribe in the meantime if you'd like to stay up to date and receive emails when new content is published! (pretty 官方 right?Alright, please please please subscribe because it's created for you!!)

Hey there, what you see is a mysterious kid who could communicate with her dunkey toy at home in Beijing.

About me

Birthday: 27/08/2001   Virgo♍️

血型:忘了... I'll update when I know it

兴趣爱好:Do girls count? Just kidding, I'll talk more later in the content. Just keep going Hoyan.

How do I describe myself

A slow warmer with huge curiosity. A takeaway aficionado. A Disney lover. I will always have a soft spot for rom-coms. Best Red Dead Redemption 2 player among chemistry students, 1000+ hrs play time, and rank at top 1% in RDR2 achievements globally. Even so, I did something incredibly dumb and clumpsy like trying to hook a longnose gar in the swamp, should look something like the image below if I successfully did it.

My first ever embarrassing fishing moment was witnessed by you. Sorry, it should've looked something like this. Ugh, what a shame.

Trust me, it's supposed to be super super easy for me! I was kinda trying to show off in front of you but never thought things could turn out to be so wrong. My lure didn't work as expected, which was really weird, so I decided to use dynamite🧨. I know it's unethical but compare to fishing nothing with your presence I'd rather be an asshole...But who knows an alligator suddenly attacked me to death right after I jumped into the swamp to collect my dang fish😡. Frankly, believe it or not, during my 1000+ hrs play time, I've never come across something as dumb as this before.

A dreamer who wants to be a scientist that contributes to well-being of people. A 纯爱战神 who unfortunately had a crush on a HK girl in London who's not supposed to be mine, at least for now, and she's also the reason why I created this website.

Hey how cute! Lovely. Always love it.

Background

I'm from Beijing, but went for school in Wuhan, graduating from an international high school and studied abroad as a chemistry student at UCL.

Me when I was only 18 in 2019! Ohh...youth.
I've been wondering since a freshman why on earth the cafeteria there could be that bad? Especially the rice and fried chicken. Am I the only one? But pizzas 🍕 were absolutely excellent. Do you know which is my favourite? Still remember? Yeh, double pepperoni!! I'm gonna love it till I die. I'm thinking to buy you some when I got the chance.

Interests

Science👩‍🔬, tech👩‍💻 , gaming🎮, Disney movies & soundtracks, movies🍿, music🎧 badminton 🏸, baseball⚾️, Ping-Pong🏓, ultimate frisbee🥏, handball🤾🥅, love to see musicals/shows/concerts🎼, etc. Note that you're always welcome to come on over and get to know more about me:)

When I was a freshman doing labs for the UCLChemAirPoll project, monitoring NOx concentrations in a specific London area, preparing to present the result to the local community. I know, 看起来蠢蠢不大聪明的样子...but you get my intent right?🤪

Several things you should know:

  1. Feel free to visit/explore my site but don't judge! Nah...it's okay. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Just say the word and I'll fix it😉
  2. Please subscribe my site!!! This is super important to me, like crazy pivotal. However, I'll never force you into doing anything. I'll just simply hate you.
  3. All publications are personal and private. The target audience is obviously you, yeah, Li Hoyan. So don't share my page to others cuz I'll be real embarrassed.
  4. Enjoy my site. It's meant to be a wholesome, relaxing, and personal space just for us. A place where you can take a glimpse at my thoughts, my personality, my interests, my notions, my living style, etc., basically who I am on the inside. It can also work as an online journal, just like Notes on my iPhone, to document my life. Hopefully someday this site can start to post our stuff together. That'll be real dope.
  5. Always talk to me if you have any thoughts, ideas or personal updates. Just DM me.
  6. We're all going to experience the peaks and valleys in our lives, mentally, physically and personally. Thanks to all the pain, struggle and obstacles because going through low points is the only way to arrive at the most authentic version of yourself. Living a life of getting denied and feeling hurt is perfectly normal. Be proud of all the tears you shed and all the scars you got. It's alright. Just trust your gut feelings and never give up, not yet.
  7. Don't blame yourself, just blame others😏
  8. Life is about decisions, and how we're not completely bound to fate, but more so, it's about letting things be and being peace with those decisions, realizing that in the end things will fall into place.
  9. Just always remeber someone's still out there trying to cheer you up, loving and genuinely caring for you. Your existence really has brightened my world and changed me as a person. You have the full credit for that. For example, if it wasn't you, I wouldn't be thinking of creating this website and making it work since I even barely use social media. It's something I've never done before in my life. You witness so many firsts.
  10. You are smart, caring and beautiful. Don't let anyone say otherwise. Or I'll 骂的他屁滚尿流,去他奶奶的大鸡腿敢 question my HK girl?? Some bad people and things try to make you think that you're not good enough, 只有蠢蛋才会相信,just don't let them win cuz it's not the truth. However, you may forgive them cuz I now realize that not everyone has a perfect taste like me.

The night I created this website in the office, of course there was only me in this entire building on 18 May 2023 at 1:09, midnight.